And Then I Lost It.
Fair warning - this is a rant. I am steaming. I just got off the phone from the 4th person I talked to at Hewlett Packard. Life in this world of technology is really driving me insane. Funny farm, I'm on the way.
It all started with a new desktop computer. Having gone through constant mishaps with my former Gateway computer I decided to go back to 'old reliable' HP. That's where I made my first mistake. It arrived with Windows 7 professional and I had been using Windows XP. This entailed a slight learning curve, but that was simple and then I started downloading all of the programs that I lost with the last, and final, crash of my Gateway.
The first thing I noticed was that both Norton and McAfee were installed. I removed McAfee (or so I thought). It kept coming back until I was successful in removing all the cookies it had cleverly stowed in my hard drive. Several weeks later I needed to use a word processor. One of the features pre-installed was supposed to be Ofice standard with the word processor. Office was in the menu and on my installed menu, but it wasn't on my hard drive. After hours on chat and the phone with tech-support it was determined that I didn't have Office in my PC. Their solution was to go back to a clean start and reinstall it. Or I could pay for Office or I could use a free word processor (which, by the way would never download.) None of this was acceptable to me and they would not send a disc to use for installation. Grrr.
The next problem I discovered was that the latch to open the expansion bay was broken. Another happy time chatting with Tech Support. The solution was to send me a new bezel and a link on how to install it. This involved taking my computer apart to do the installation. Gail told me that if I did that, I would void my warranty. Fortunately the bezel still hadn't arrived a month after I talked to the guy in the PHillipines (or some other far away place). Luckily I had not installed it before learning this. In fact, I am still waiting for it. I will have to call tech support again and will be passed from one person to another. I think they do this so you will just give up and stop bothering them.
When Gail was here she fixed everything that was giving me fits on my new PC. In so doing she found a program that had been pre-installed by HP. It was one designed for technicians and the first program was written in 2005. It was followed by a series of updates that were taking up a ton of storage space. Gail thought I may have gotten a refurbished computer instead of a new one and called tech support. She was told that they couldn't find me in their system and that I must have purchased the computer from a third party. She informed them that I had purchased her computer directly from HP and also gave them the date from my credit card debit on when I had purchased mine. He turned her over to someone else. (Big surprise!!!)
Once again she was passed around until the third person told her that the program was installed for the benefit of technicians in the event they needed to work on the PC. Again, a big HUH?
The final blow came when I discovered that my 4 year old HP printer was not compatible with Windows 7. Here I go again, thinks me. Back to Tech Support in Timbuktu (or who knows where). I started with chat on line again and only had to talk to two people this time. I thought I was talking to tech support when I had actually been transferred to sales. Aren't they the funny ones, though? I wanted to know if there was a driver or something that would make the printer work. Instead I got talked into trading it in on a new printer and would get a big credit for sending the old one in. I finally weakened and told him to go ahead and process the transaction and gave him my credit card number. He kept stressing that I would get 2 years warranty for $1.00. He was so proud of this fantastic deal that he kept repeating it. While he was processing my credit card number I woke up and realized I hadn't even seen the printer and had no idea what I had obligated myself to buying. (Everything slows down with age and the mind is no exception.) I told him I was sorry for putting him to all the hard work, but I changed my mind and didn't want to complete the transaction. By now I guess you know that I was foolish to think it would be that simple. He informed me that he couldn't cancel because he had already issued the warranty. Huh? Of course if he had been honest he would have said that he had already charged my credit card. I may be old and slow but I am not completely stupid. (Although I do think tech support is well on it's way to making me so.)
I am a wee bit sharper in the morning so the next day I decided to look on line at the printer I had purchased. What do you know? It was the same price on the HP web site that I had agreed to with no trade in required. I could have bought it without having to mess with sending one back. Now I was vexed and determined to cancel the order.
Oh happy day. I get to chat with those nice people sitting in their little cubicles again, thinks I. It took two hours and four people to finally agree to cancel my order and credit my Visa card. Because the printer had not been shipped yet I told them to not ship it and if they did I would refuse delivery. Four days later I found the printer box sitting by my front door. The FedEx guy hadn't even rung the doorbell to let me know it was there. There was a big red sticker on the outside of the box that said "Return instructions inside."
Damned if I was going to unpack the blasted printer to get at the instructions and mess with shipping it back. I called Fed Ex and told them to come get it because I was refusing delivery.
This was January 6 and the charge has not been credited to my account to date. And this brings me full circle to the beginning of this rant. I just spent 2 hours being passed around again to - you will never believe - four people to find out why I am not seeing a refund in my Visa account. The final woman told me (after a long research of my account) that it would be credited the next billing cycle. I asked her when the next biilling cycle would start and she asked me when my credit card billing cycle began. My mouth must have dropped open as I realized they meant my billing cycle. She had been very condescending and I was becoming angry. I indignantly told her that it only took 2 mintues to debit my credit card but it was taking 2 billing cycles to credit it. I asked her why. Her inane reply was, "That's just the way it is". If I'm lucky I may get my money back by next Easter.
When my daughter has to deal with these idiots who don't listen and make mistakes she wonders why they have a job and she doesn't. Life is strange.
Now I feel better. It really does help to let off steam. I hope you are laughing as you have undoubtedly been through similar experiences when dealing with cubicle people who are paid to drive you nuts.
If you can't laugh over my computer woes here are a couple of giggles to change the mood:







