Sunday, December 6, 2009

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

I'm still healing and I really don't feel like sitting long enough to write a rant.  I know you will probably appreciate a few giggles instead.  This way we both will be happy. 


As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember







1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written
An impressive new book. It's called .........
'Ministers Do More Than Lay People'


2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink
And be Mary.


3. The difference between the Pope and
Your boss, the Pope only expects you
To kiss his ring.




4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant
Flash and it is gone.























5. The only time the world beats a path to
Your door is if you're in the bathroom.


6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once.
The seat folded up, the drink spilled and
That ice, well, it really chilled the mood.


7. It used to be only death and taxes
Now, of course, there's
shipping and handling, too.

























8.. A husband is someone who, after taking
the trash out, gives the impression that
he just cleaned the whole house.

9 My next house will have no kitchen - just
Vending machines and a large trash can.


10. A blonde said, 'I was worried that my
Mechanic might try to rip me off.
I was relieved when he told me all
I needed was turn signal fluid.'


11.. Definition of a teenager?
God's punishment for enjoying sex.


12. As you slide down the banister of life, may
The splinters never point the wrong way.

























12 comments:

kenju said...

I really need a few giggles today, Darlene. Hope you are better soon.

20th Century Woman said...

Good laughs, Darlene, and get well soon. Glad you're on the mend.

Joy Des Jardins said...

Good 'ol Maxine. Mend well...and fast Darlene. We want you back in full force and feeling all better for the holiday. Lots of hugs coming your way (((((((Darlene))))))) ~Joy

Ugich Konitari said...

Darlene,

I think you should offer Orthopaedic recovery consulting services. I am just amazed at your enthusiasm despite the pain, and inability to sit for long, and that you think of making others laugh, while going Ouch yourself.

Hopefully some doctors and surgeons will recognize blogging as a therapy, and send you the patients....

Do get well soon, and come back and post some tough things against the taxes etc. (They dont apply to me here, but I enjoy reading about them)...

Darlene said...

*Kenju - Thank you. I always mend, but like everything else about my body, it's done in slow time.

"20th Century Woman - Thank you.

"Joy - Thank you for the hugs. They really help even if they're digital.

*Ugich Konitari- What a great idea. I could make a fortune as a consultant. ;-)

Rummuser said...

Darlene, you have made my evening, yes, that is what it is here, for me.

Looking to the Stars said...

Loved it! #4 is me :)
thanks for the good laughs

Leslie Parsley said...

Kind of liked that # 6 the best, but they're all good and jolly.

Sylvia K said...

Oh, I needed those this evening, Darlene!! Do hope you're feeling better! I've missed you! Thanks for all the info!

Holding good thoughts for you!

Sylvia

One Woman's Journey said...

Darlene, I needed this. Take Care of yourself. Even though I do not respond often - your posts are read and enjoyed. Again, get well soon wishes sent to you with a big hug.

Roshni Mitra Chintalapati said...

Hi Ms Darlene,
sorry to read about your fall...hope you are better now.
Thanks for visiting my blog!

Darlene said...

*Rummuser - Happy that I made your day.

*Looking to the Stars - You're welcome.

"Leslie Parsley - We all have our favorites. Thanks for yours.

"Sylvia K - Thank you for your good thoughts. I know they helped.

*One Woman's Journey - Thank you for the hug. I needed that.

*Roshi Mitra Chintalapti - You are welcome and thanks for this visit. I do hope you will return.