Sunday, July 5, 2009

Maxine's Living Will

Leave it to Maxine: She's the greatest!



This may be the best Living Will I've Seen


I, your mother / friend, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:


Glass of wine
Cup of coffee
Margarita
Sex
Martini
Cold Beer
Chocolate
Chicken fried steak

Cream gravy
Sex
Mexican food
Chocolate
French fries
Chocolate
Pizza
Sex
Ice cream
Cup of coffee

Chocolate
Chocolate
Sex
Chocolate

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day!

Have a Drink IT'S 5 O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE


5 comments:

kenju said...

When I got that in email, I sent it to my kids! I think it is perfect.

Betty said...

Love it!

Beverly said...

I liked this one....

Nancy said...

Darlene,

Perfect! My thoughts exactly....

BTW, My word verification was ADVIL. Guess they know I need a painkiller every time I think of this subject....

One Woman's Journey said...

Darlene, I have not read my favorite blogs for a while. Too busy!!! But I am checking in and you always make me smile or I learn something from you.
Take care,
Fondly, Ernestine